that-weird-art-girl:

pogasm:

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Always get the itemized list, babes. ALWAYS.

Not just for medical either. Ever got smacked with a huge ass fee for “damages” when you move out of an apartment that not just eats your security deposit but tries to take an arm and a leg as well.

Ask for the itemized list, you will be surprised how fast they come back with a “huh, that’s weird, I can’t seem to find where these damages are coming from” and let that shit go.

People WILL try to screw you on all kinds of routine and mundane shit. Don’t let them.

sarcasmgal-blog:

quasi-normalcy:

ceevee5:

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I fear a fresh wave of the plague

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Update from twitter

magbeth:

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like to charge reblog to cast

jewishevelinebaker:

greelin:

greelin:

greelin:

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

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all part of the plan

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ex0skeletal-undead:

Crimson Fumes by Reza Afshar

This artist on Instagram

my-mind-hey-hey:

World can be colorful

vomitpinata:

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liberalsarecool:

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The history of corporate propaganda.

peritusparagon:

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lilfellasblog:

the-haiku-bot:

actualaster:

basedandfatpilled-deactivated20:

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Domestic incompetence is going to kill men

For anybody who doesn’t understand, THIS IS A FIRE HAZARD.

Basically the dryer has a filter for lint and you should clean it regularly. It’s not actually that bad! The lint sticks to itself so it’s easy to pull out, and while it looks dirty since it’s from clean clothes it’s not actually filthy. You can absolutely wear gloves if you don’t want to directly touch it.

(In my experience it tends to be very soft and fuzzy, actually a pleasing texture but, again, if you don’t want to directly touch it you don’t have to.)

Not cleaning it out results in a buildup of the lint and this is a major cause of driers catching on fire.

For anybody

who doesn’t understand, THIS

IS A FIRE HAZARD.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Good bot.

Reminder that lint is so good at catching fire when exposed to heat that it can be used as a fire starter when camping.

I think something people don’t talk about is the negligence many parents show in raising their kids.

When you’re seeing these young (or older) adults demonstrate a lack of life skills, it’s not cute or funny.

When you’re seeing people suffering because domestic work wasn’t taught to them because they were a boy, you’re seeing a result of sexism.

When you’re seeing people suffering because tech maintenance work wasn’t taught to them because they were a girl, you’re seeing a result of sexism.

Teach your children all the core skills no matter what gender you think they are.

sophiaeck:

i love to learn. unfortunately my brain doesn’t like to remember

pancakeke:

narcissus-the-sky:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

blenderman-deactivated20230314:

pancakeke:

google doesnt give a shit what you’re trying to search any more. it’s like “I didnt bother using half of your search terms but here’s pinterest and wikihow. enjoy”

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I don’t know anything at all abut computers but

You know how, when you first talk to a new chatbot (the kind that are designed to be trained as they go), it’s kind of limited and stilted and obviously AI? And then, once it’s been online and trained up and tweaked for awhile, it gets really convincing and talks mostly like a person? And then after a golden period it rapidly descends into incoherence, with a few phrases dominating regardless of conversation context and everything else being sentence fragments and non-sequitors?

The last few years of using google have kind of felt like slipping into that incoherence stage.

it pretty much is what the above person is saying. a few years ago they switched to usimg the ‘bidirectional encoder representations from transformers’ (BERT) algorhythm, which used AI to scan your quety f9rwards and backwards searchong fpr intent, rather than just using the meaning of the individual words ypu type. few problems with this. one, it’s shit. two, it is actively ignoring what you say in favour of trying to figure out what it THINKS you’re trying to say. great leap forwatd for AI, and great slip backwards for clear communication vs essentually being gaslit by your computer. three, it is trying to work out ypur meaning according to the indescribably vast pool of search data from all of history, around the world. which is great if you want to search for the same things as everyone else in history arpund the world has. it’s using previous searches to predict your intent. so if yoy want to search for 'can the measles vaccine cause blood clots’, congratulations, ypy’re going to get a load of results about the covid vaccine. you didn’t mention it but millions of other people did, so that’s probably what you wanted, right? how on earth could google have made such a niave mistake? simple. it’s no longer invested in showing you what you want; it’s trying to show you what you should want. looking for an independant crafts shop? nobpdy searches that, you’re having amazon instead. searching for a specific live journal, by name? yeah wrll it isn’t so bothered abput names now, and your intention is presumably to read a blog, so here are 50 links to the same huge blog sites owned by the same huge multimedia corporations. you asked for a biography of a local photographer but running your query against every similar one in history, turns out more people use pinterest and wikipedia than that random guy you mentioned, so obviously you meant to search for 'photographs’ on pinterest or 'photography’ on wikepedia, right? essentially, the old algorhythm was like ordering grocery delivery by saying what you want to buy and accepting that sometimes they won’t have certain items in stock and will send something similar instead. the new one is saying what ypu want to buy and it analyses your shopping list to figure out which items you’re most likely to want, according to how previous shoppers have purchased, and sending ypu that instead. and call me cynical, but i think the latter method is going to lead to an awful lot of 'you want coca cola, you just didn’t know it’. sooner or later ypu won’t even bother to search for that off-brand cola you used to drink, it never comes up anyway. what a shame. you can read abpit the model at google’s own blog at https://blog.google/products/search/search-language-understanding-bert/ which is a simple, clear explanation of the algorhythm and also the answer to the question 'what will happen when AI starts correcting humans?’. the answer is profit.

thank you for this explanation! but now I want to start killing people at google

sirturkeyhammer:

dogpuppy:

Killing and hatred and violence

regicide1997:

link-lonk:

cyriakharris:

disgruntledmenshevikjohnmulaney:

transkelsier:

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

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Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

Oh. Skyrim husband.

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