everythingfox:

everythingfox:

I will cast a spell to make you have a good day

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It is done

bakwaaas:

Yeah I am very picky and selective about who I give time and attention to. Not because I’m ‘prestige’ but because I have a big heart and I love very deeply. I’m not one of those people who can casually flirt with someone and talk to them every day without getting attached. These things mean a lot to me. I know I can get hurt by someone if they don’t value me as much as I value them. I know my heart is fragile so I guard it tightly. Those walls can come right down, but for the right person.

crazybuttcheeks:

cookie-waffle:

california-bluebell:

teathattast:

SICKO MODE 👹

it’s so nice to see people join together and work towards a common goal

Autobots could be out fighting Decepticons but instead they be doin’ this shit

raejin99:

slbtumblng:

carnival-phantasm:

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

actual apology vs non apology

rootbeergoddess:

typicalfeministkilljoy:

“Yesterday we were asked about the rumors that Black Widow wanted to be in a relationship with both Hawkeye and Captain America … We answered in a very juvenile and offensive way that rightfully angered some fans. I regret it and sincerely apologize.” – Chris Evans, on calling Black Widow a slut/whore 

“I am sorry that this tasteless joke about a fictional character offended anyone … It was not meant to be serious in any way. Just poking fun during an exhausting and tedious press tour.” –Jeremy Renner, on calling Black Widow a slut/whore 

Chris Evans acknowledged that what he did was wrong, and expressed sincere regret. 

Jeremy Renner placed the blame on the people he “offended” and tried to excuse (he was “exhausted”) and minimize (”it’s just a fictional character!!!”) his actions. 

Another reason why Chris Evans is amazing and why Jeremy Renner just sucks.

just-shower-thoughts:

Drinks are always ordered first but always at the back of the menu.

fuck-customers:

I invite you all to please enjoy this crazy survey comment submitted by a customer using the e-commerce service.

ladyyatexel:

indigobluerose:

ladyyatexel:

Sick brain says: “… does fire have weight?”

Husband is chemist and he says the gases that react to make the fire have weight, but the fire itself is energy and therefore does not have weight as we measure it.

cold medicated brain thanks mister indigo for his service

shaolinbynature:

mens-rights-activia:

Being popular on tumblr is like being a top clown at clown homeschool for homeschooled clowns

thehighwayphantom:

cornfield-cryptid:

cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

madamehearthwitch:

gaelofthegrove:

scorntrooper:

Hands up if you’re still mad that Christianity took over most of the world, displacing the ancient local religions and destroying records of them so we’ll never know the details about them

I’m not mad about that as much as I am that Christianity took lessons about unconditional love, forgiveness and kindness and turned it into a worldwide conglomerate of guilt, shame, judgement and hate that is literally crippling innocent children for life- all over the planet for generations upon generations.

Originally posted by marvel-dc-addict

seasnailsplatoon:

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

female-husband:

Click Here To Support Mystery Cat You Met On A Walk Once, She Followed You Around For A Bit And Let You Pet Her Before Going On Her Way. It Was Years Ago But You Will Never Forget Her.